Black cats are the hardest to adopt out… and my absolute favorite! Spooky kitties are even better! (This design is best on light colors, but it can put on dark colors with white ink too.)

It’s hard to act grown up when you still feel like a kids inside.

All of me agrees we’re totally sane. Aren’t you?

Some people just need a big warning sign that they’re annoying beyond our control. Give them one!

After you’ve explained it to them five times already, just point at your shirt.

You clearly need to let others know just how sarcastic you are. What they don’t know is the Latin is a bad translation of “Can’t wait to see you there!”

The South is chocked full of good ol’ charm and manners… and our own language. For all y’all not from the South, here’s a little lesson for y’all.

They say humor is the best medicine, so help others laugh a little… at themselves. (You can laugh a little too when you catch them turning their heads sideways to read your shirt!)

You know you’re the life of every party. Other just need to admit it: life would just be BORING without you.

Who will be in charge during an emergency if everyone panics? Someone needs to be the calm one, and that someone isn’t you.